Elaine looked at me and smiled. “Oops! You did again Laura!”
“Did what?” I asked innocently.
“Well you know you’re a corpse magnet.”
The detective turned around. “She’s a what?”
Elaine replied. “She’s a corpse magnet. Laura here has the dumb luck of finding a dead body wherever she goes. She can’t help it. She doesn’t find them; dead people find her.”
The detective and the officers around him looked at both of us like were quite insane.