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“Everyone wants you, kid. How does that make you feel?” God asked.
“Terrified. It’s like being the tenderest steak in the shop. Everyone wants to grill you and have a bite.”
“Couldn’t have put it better myself. We’ll get you ready, no fear. I hear you’re some sort of genius at memorizing.”
Austin didn’t bother to ask how he knew. God knew everything. “Yes, sir.”
“Gordon. Or God, your choice.” He winked. “You,” he pointed at Dwight. “Can you type?”
“Hundred words a minute.” He wiggled his fingers rapidly.
“You bellowed, God?” The older man appeared once more, hands folded in front of him.
“Have we anything to type upon?”
“Only a top of the line laptop in your office, sir. Shall I fetch it for you, dah-ling?”
“Bastard,” Gordon chuckled. “Please. And we could use your help, old thing.”
“Already on it,” the older man said. “One…
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