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WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT COMEDY WRITING

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Life is easy Comedy is hard!

Finding a funny concept that can be relate-able to the audience can be a challenge. You have to strike a balance between laugh out loud hilarious  and not offend anyone. Some comedians don’t care.

So here are some tips for writing comedy.

according to:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.goldcomedy.com/resources/write-stand-up-comedy/

Step 1: Establish a funny concept

To start, come up with a funny concept based around your own personal experiences or observations. This could be something as simple as your insecurities at the gym, or getting licked by a passenger on the subway, or how your boyfriend’s obsession with fidget spinners is causing you to rethink… everything. If the thought genuinely makes you laugh, then it’s worth trying out.

For me a funny concept involved getting hearing aids this year.  I marvelled how i could hear grass grow one blade at a time.  The first time I put…

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OOH TEAGUE WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO?–THE NINJA TATTOO BY DELLANI OAKES

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OOH TEAGUE WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO?–THE NINJA TATTOO BY DELLANI OAKES

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ninja-tattoo-new-blurb-1.jpgIT’S BIKETOBERFEST AND TEAGUE HAS RUN AFOUL OF A PSYCHO BIKER WHO WANTS TO USE VIVICA FOR HIS SICK PLEASURES–LIKE TEAGUES GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN….NOT!!!!

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January 29, 2013

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THE NINJA TATTOO by DELLANI OAKES
Teague McMurtry has just come home from active service in the middle east and is in business for himself as a landscaper. On an innocent trip to get a coffee he smacks into the lovely Vivica and sparks fly immediately. Getting involved seems like a good thing until mysterious things start happening to him and people start following him and his woman. The bad stuff involves Vivicas brother who is involved in some nefarious business practices.
This story has something for everyone, humor, action, intrigue and enough steam to fill a sauna. The characters are well rounded and the story keeps coming at you. Just when the…

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Sidetracked by Dellani Oakes Part 9

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sidetracked resizedCover image from Free Stock Photos: Railroad Track On A Fall Dayby Curtis Dean Wilson

Detective Weinstein asks them to look at a picture of the body, in case they know the victim. She presents them with a photo of a pretty blonde woman. Corin doesn’t know her name, but has seen her. Aiden identifies her Wendy Hamilton, a girl who was a couple years ahead of him in school, who was on the golf team with him. He reveals that she was his first love.

Nodding, he went to his room and slammed the door. Loud music started playing, not his usual heavy metal with screeching guitars and loud drums. This was sorrowful blues music. Deirdre told the boys to leave their brother alone and occupy themselves. Her book would wait, she had to call Fred again. He should be in Atlanta by now, on his layover.

He…

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Soulless and Exiled from Heaven the Dark Knights Have Not Abandoned Their Duty…. His Soul to Hold (Dark Knights of Heaven Book 2) by TW Knight

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For millennia they’ve battled demons, protecting human kind from Lucifer’s servants. Less than a year ago hundreds of demons escaped Hell world-wide, stretching the Knights resources to their limits. Now they face the greatest challenge of all—discovering love.

Breanna Thorn spent the last ten years fighting demons with her twin brother Sam, and she’s damn good at it. But at twenty three all she really wants is a normal life with dating, college and quiet. To balance the life she wants and the life she has, Bree studies demons and other supernatural creatures in hopes of better understanding the enemy. When she meets fallen angel Bass, Bree encounters a complication she never saw coming—love.

Bass’ persona of hedonism begins to crumble when he meets Breanna. She’s beautiful, intelligent, a kick ass fighter and the vessel for his immortal soul. He knows he’s no good for her but no matter how hard he tries to make Bree hate him; she keeps finding a way into his heart. He’ll do anything to keep her safe even if it means giving up everything he is.

After their parents are killed by monsters, demons, Sam Thorn focuses his life on protecting his sister and hunting the creatures that changed their lives. Now he finds himself swept up in a world where he’s surrounded by monsters and at risk of losing his sister—something he cannot, will not allow. When the rage burning inside him breaks free Sam finds he is a greater danger than the monsters he fears.

Hogart once walked the halls of Heaven, now he battles with voices in his head driving him further and further into madness. Being taken in by his fellow fallen angels, The Dark Knights, is both a blessing and a curse. Their energy quiets the demon within him but now he is permanently housed with the twins Sam and Breanna. The voices insist he kill them; his heart says otherwise.

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Meet TW Knight

Tricia was born in Michigan and knew at an early age that she had a creative soul and a connection to the paranormal.

After moving to Maryland her first artistic expressions were in the forms of crafts, sketches and paintings. In later years she even dabbled in comic book art, before getting her Associates Art Degree in Studio Art.

During the 1980’s Tricia branched out into jewelry design creating a small handmade jewelry business, which is still operating today.

While Tricia had begun writing in her early teens it was not until 2007 when she met a wonderful group of likeminded women (through of all things an online fan club discussion for one hot young vampire) who encouraged her to take that first step and introduce her intriguing stories to the world. After that the dam of creativity broke and a multitude of plot bunnies burst forth.

By day, Tricia is a Customer Service manager for an insurance brokerage handling clients numerous daily needs; by night, she wields her mighty keyboard to craft otherworldly universes filled with fantastical – and often lusty – creatures, who beckon us to join them in their irresistible adventures that determine the fate of men and angels.”

Tricia has been inspired by everything from music, art, cultural and religious mythology, ancient aliens’ theory, and history.

Over the years a collection of writers have helped to shape her thinking and views of the world, including Ursula Le Guin, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Tanya Huff, JD Ward, Gena Showalter, Larrisa Ione, Alexandria Ivy, Kresley Cole, Jeaniene Frost, Kevin Hearne, Colleen Doran, and Mercedes Lackey.

Theirs Was a Life of Faith and Service… From Sea to Sea by Nelda B Gaydou

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From a three-week voyage of more than 7000 miles from New Orleans to Buenos Aires in 1964 through an eight-day, 3258-mile round-trip drive between Evanston, Illinois and Clovis, New Mexico in 2017, whether in their prime or in their nineties, the Bedfords have packed a lot into their life’s journey. Follow their inspiring story of faith and service, set in fascinating times and places in the Southern and Northern Hemispheres.

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Follow Stacy Tavitt as She Tries to Break The Code for Murder by Eliot Parker

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An overzealous decision by Cleveland Police Lieutenant Stacy Tavitt leads to a botched undercover investigation, leading to Stacy being attacked and her unconscious body dumped into the frigid Cuyahoga River. Six months later, Stacy’s first case back from medical leave involves the murder of Cleveland Browns football player Devon Baker. With little forensic evidence connecting anyone to the crime, Stacy sets out to find the killer. As Stacy comes very close to unraveling the tangled threads of the case, the killer wants her, and those close to her, to suffer for another impulsive decision she made in the line of duty. The killer just may be more familiar to Stacy than she realizes.

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Meet Eliot Parker!

Eliot Parker is the author of four novels: Breakdown at Clear River, Making Arrangements, Fragile Brilliance, and Code for Murder. Fragile Brilliance was a 2016 Finalist for the Lords of Discipline Thriller Prize, which is affiliated with the Pat Conroy Southern Book Prize and SIBA. He also received the Bronze Award from the National Literary Habitat organization for mystery/thriller writing. He also won the West Virginia Literary Merit Award. He currently teaches writing and literature at Mountwest Community and Technical College in Huntington, West Virginia.

Learn more at www.eliotparker.com

Teague McMurtry Spent the Last Six Years of His Life in the Army… The Ninja Tattoo by Dellani Oakes

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When Teague meets beautiful and sultry Vivica, he thinks his life is taking a turn for the better. Little does he know that he’s been targeted for death by a violent biker gang led by Vivica’s psychotic older brother. Now Teague must put his skills to the test to protect himself and the woman he loves.

Set during Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach, Florida, this romantic suspense is fast paced, and as hot and steamy as a sultry Florida night.

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Meet Dellani Oakes!

Dellani Oakes makes her home in Florida, but she grew up in Western Nebraska. Before that, she had lived in four other states. Since then, she has added two more, giving her a unique perspective on life. Always a people watcher, Dellani put that talent to use when she became an author.

Bitten by the writing bug early in life, Dellani first pursued poetry as her medium of self-expression. Soon, she moved on the song parodies and then short stories and humorous essays. Once she got to high school, it became apparent that she needed to learn to spell when she got a paper back from her English teacher, “For content – A+. For mechanics – F.” That comment changed her life, forcing her to focus as much on how she said things as what she said.

Dellani took up writing full time when her youngest son started kindergarten in 2002. Since then, she has published four books. Her two romantic suspense novels are with Tirgearr Publishing, though she has an historical romance and sci-fi novel with another publisher. She has also contributed to several anthologies.

Dellani Oakes makes her home in Florida, but she grew up in Western Nebraska. Before that, she had lived in four other states. Since then, she has added two more, giving her a unique perspective on life. Always a people watcher, Dellani put that talent to use when she became an author.

Bitten by the writing bug early in life, Dellani first pursued poetry as her medium of self-expression. Soon, she moved on the song parodies and then short stories and humorous essays. Once she got to high school, it became apparent that she needed to learn to spell when she got a paper back from her English teacher, “For content – A+. For mechanics – F.” That comment changed her life, forcing her to focus as much on how she said things as what she said.

Dellani took up writing full time when her youngest son started kindergarten in 2002. Since then, she has published four books. Her two romantic suspense novels are with Tirgearr Publishing, though she has an historical romance and sci-fi novel with another publisher. She has also contributed to several anthologies.

 

Can Chloe and Blake Find Love? Lassoed by the Cowboy (Cowboys & Cowgirls Series Book 6) by Danielle Lee Zwissler

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Chloe Kettering was a Champion Barrel Racer, and just suffered a breakup. Blake was a Ranch owner whose heart needed mended. Would they find a way to keep each other from getting away?

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Two Men Will Determine Diana’s Fate… Diana’s Magic: Time Travel Society Series Book 2 by Crystal Miles Gauthier

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Finding Her True Potential.

“Diana Elizabeth, you are a very powerful sorceress, it is true. And you may not ever need to know these things. However, there may come a time in your life when knowledge of this backwards way of doing things could come in handy, when your powers are diminished and you cannot perform to your full ability.”

“Aunt, when would that possibly ever happen to me?”

“Diana it could happen anytime a demon is near or a follower has attached itself to you.”

Being one of the most powerful sorceresses in the world is a challenge for sixteen year old Diana. Still haunted by the evil forces who kidnapped her in infancy, she is taught to fight those who want to steal from her everything she loves. One night during what was supposed to be a teenagers rebellious night out, she encounters a sight that rocks her to her knees. Diana runs away angry, veering off the normal path, a small accident leaves her unconscious. When she wakes she finds herself in a strange new place. Everyone seems to be joyful and content in this place called Shae’lan. What awaits Diana in this happy place will not only leave her wanting more, it will also have her questioning her life’s decisions. Two men will determine Diana’s fate. One is Evil, One is Good. Both will be a factor in determining the rest of her life.

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Meet Crystal Miles Gauthier!

Crystal Miles Gauthier lives with her husband, Joe, Her Dog Dudley and her two lively cats in the lovely city of Louisville, Kentucky. A mother of five children and thirteen grandchildren, Crystal enjoys reading, crocheting, writing, traveling, and is a supporter of saving wolves and sea turtles. My very first book was Angel Unaware by Dale Evans. I usually write sitting with my laptop in my recliner. I am currently working on my time travel society series and a few novellas. When people say why do you write, I say; because the people in my head are asking for their stories to be told. whether my stories are good or bad, they are inspiring to some and a way of life for me. I hope you enjoy my books, they are supposed to be entertaining. Let them just flow through your mind, don’t think too hard.

After the Death of Her Parents, Kate Learns Some Dirty Secrets… The Long Road Home: Romantic Murder Mystery by Carolyn M Bowen

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After a lifetime of being protected and sheltered by her parents, Kate is thrown into a state of turmoil after their sudden death. With nowhere else to turn, she finds herself living with her fiancé, a conniving businessman who is well on his way to becoming a corrupt super-lawyer. At the same time, Kate’s father’s law firm houses more secrets than a politician’s hard drive. Later, she receives a shocking surprise when a long-lost half-brother enters her life. Can Kate rise to these challenges, discover the truth and re-emerge as a stronger, smarter version of herself?

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Meet Carolyn Bowen!

Carolyn Bowen was into life planning and career development before it was cool! With extensive advanced studies in psychology, adult learning, and career development, she has the background to guide you in becoming the best possible you! She’s not only walked the walk but perhaps can save you a few steps in finding your niche – your purpose in life. She knows how to master cross-stepping as a surfer and life coach. She can guide you in avoiding wipe-outs while discovering your niche – your purpose in life. She’s a well-read and beloved mystery author who calls on her life escapades and an adventurous imaginative spirit to create entertaining novels. Her writing credits include “Cross-Ties,” a historical romance, and “The Long Road Home,” a contemporary crime fiction mystery.